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FEATURE SCREENPLAYS (WANNABE MOVIES)
A 25-year-old substitute teacher loses her six prep-school students on a Manhattan field trip. By the time she finds them, they've each become someone their parents wouldn't recognize.
(Comedy, 121 pages)
An aging pool-hall regular installs himself as manager to a cocky young hustler, training him up for the championship of a lifetime - his own. By the time the kid figures out he was always meant to be the warm-up act, the bodies have started piling up. (Comedy, 104 pages)
A 1980s skater boy gets his Robitussin-fueled life turned upside down when his space-shot girlfriend announces she's pregnant.
(Comedy, 101 pages)
A completely unauthorized, ahistorical account of the deadliest console wars of the early 1990s. (Comedy, 103 pages)
A burned-out military contractor goes home to bury his drug-addled brother. Three dead suspects later, he's the reluctant face of a populist mayoral campaign promising to clean up the town - whether he likes it or not.
(Comedy, 101 pages)
A floundering travel vlogger couple find the secret to enormous social media success is to sabotage their relationship for the public eye.
(Comedy, 116 pages)
A miserable millennial hipster pining for the bad ol' days gets exactly what he wishes for when he's magically transported to New York City in the year 1985. (Comedy, 97 pages)
A pill-popping Brooklyn architect with dreams of saving her gentrifying neighborhood teams up with a slick developer to build affordable housing, and learns that there is no version of the project that doesn't make her the villain. (Drama/Comedy, 124 pages)
PILOTS (WORST EP OF THE SERIES)
In 1909, two juvenile delinquents find themselves sentenced to Coney Island, Brooklyn, then the amusement park capital of the world.
A young urbanite tries to make sense of the world of corporate advertising and fails miserably to make any sense of it.
The new store detective at Claire's Accessories meets his match with a powerful and cunning pre-teen bling ring. (1 Season, 10 Episodes)
Mark and Johnson have a financially punishing lad's night out and Jez finds himself dating a sex worker.
The sketch comedy brainchild of five adult human babies. From 2014-2017, Teen Radio performed at the PIT, UCB, and the Annoyance NYC.
(70 Sketches)
A young executive inherits a popular but notoriously dangerous water park from his mobbed-up uncle.
A love letter to Brooklyn, this inane mock-umentary series gleefully satirizes 18 different neighborhoods in the borough. (3 Seasons, 18 Episodes)
Dez engages in social media warfare while attending a wedding with his ex.
A woefully inexperienced half-wit beat cop is in over his head when he’s plunged into deep cover within the LA narcotics trade.
(Comedy, 101 pages)
A woefully inexperienced half-wit police officer is plunged into deep cover within the LA narcotics trade.
Two suburban retail workers find themselves shipped out to Afghanistan, and it's not exactly the vacation they expected.
WEBSERIES (NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR TV)
An online dating prospect seems too good to be true and Aaron's demented roommate is on the case. (with Khal Chirwa) (1 Season, 4 Episodes)
PLAYS (WANNABE TV SHOWS)
SPEC SCRIPTS
(FOR CANCELLED SHOWS)
Pawnee erupts into chaos when a controversial measure passes town hall: bike lanes.
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SKETCH COMEDY
(NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR WEBSERIES)
An astronaut lost in space hosts a talk show featuring all the celebrities and desk bits his deteriorating mind can conjure up.
(25 Sketches)